American sex date
(MICHIGAN) It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. (NEBRASKA) You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.(NEW HAMPSHIRE) Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.(ALABAMA) It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. (GEORGIA) If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before AM. (ALABAMA) Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.(ALABAMA) When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. (Caramel, California) Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
Some of these laws have been repealed, and in that case, it’s just interesting to think about why they were drummed up in the first place. (Blow jobs are still technically illegal in several states, like Maryland, but poor, unfortunate underfunded states are unable to form Anti-BJ committees, and the laws are largely uninforced.) Here are the craziest sex, love and relationship laws this country has seen: You may not have more than two dildos in a house.(DELAWARE) A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.(FLORIDA) While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.(IOWA) Nudity is allow, provided that male genitals are covered.(NEW MEXICO) Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.
(LOUISIANA) Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.